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when Amazon steals $62 million from its employees it's "misrepresenting drivers' tips", when Amazon employees steal $130,000 of products from Amazon it's a "theft ring"


Not sure how Mastodon even copes with being offline for months, actually. I'll get some sleep and see if anything happens overnight or if I'm just posting into my own little void πŸ™‚

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So... 2 months later, I've decided to fix my Mastodon instance. I'm back on the air! πŸ“Ί πŸ‘Œ

Forgot I had a Twitter crossposter set up on my old Mastodon account lol

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Ah, I'm so glad Apple has convinced me to buy not one, not two, but three laptops in a single year. Fantastic. #AppleEvent

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Time to watch another hours-long Apple infomercial, I suppose. #AppleEvent

Well. Probably time to call it a night 😴 I was hoping (too wishfully) that this election would be a bit more decisive. Guess I’ll find out what happens tomorrow.

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The new iPhone 12 - explained by a leading Apple engineer. -

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Saw a cool billboard


I can't wait until Trump becomes President and fixes this country

DDoSing my own Mastodon server by transferring thousands of followers from my old account at once πŸ˜†

Another day, another Mastodon account πŸ€ͺ


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