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RT @hipearlrose@twitter.com

kirsten dunst has played a minnesotan twice and shes good at it bc she seems friendly but deeply sad in a way she cant talk about

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hipearlrose/status

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@amolith I’m unsure why I call it a “flash drive”, and I’m also unsure why hearing the words “thumb drive” makes me irrationally annoyed, but that’s what happens 🙃

RT @ThatStupidDoll@twitter.com

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, Windows Subsystem for Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, WSL.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ThatStupidDoll/sta

RT @DanielMicay@twitter.com

Seriously James, fuck off. You're by far the worst 'friend' that I've had in my life. We're going to keep building GrapheneOS regardless of what you do. No amount of your bullshit will stop us. Cut your losses while you can. Stop threatening students working on open source.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DanielMicay/status

RT @CitationsPod@twitter.com

when Amazon steals $62 million from its employees it's "misrepresenting drivers' tips", when Amazon employees steal $130,000 of products from Amazon it's a "theft ring"

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CitationsPod/statu

Not sure how Mastodon even copes with being offline for months, actually. I'll get some sleep and see if anything happens overnight or if I'm just posting into my own little void 🙂

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So... 2 months later, I've decided to fix my Mastodon instance. I'm back on the air! 📺 👌

@novaburst pretty good, pretty good. would be better if i stopped shopping, but ‘tis the season i guess.

Forgot I had a Twitter crossposter set up on my old Mastodon account lol

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Ah, I'm so glad Apple has convinced me to buy not one, not two, but three laptops in a single year. Fantastic. #AppleEvent

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Time to watch another hours-long Apple infomercial, I suppose. #AppleEvent

@novaburst ignoring my second place accomplishment 🥈😭

Well. Probably time to call it a night 😴 I was hoping (too wishfully) that this election would be a bit more decisive. Guess I’ll find out what happens tomorrow.

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